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Dalek GPS [Oct. 29th, 2007|08:49 pm]
So, last Tuesday at dinner, we were speculating about alternate voices for a GPS navigation system. Someone mentioned that there are "celebrity voice" versions available. Me, I decided I wanted a GPS system with a Dalek voice:

"Merge. Onto. Highway. ACCELERATE! ACCELERATE!"

"You. Have. Struck. A. Ped-es-tri-an. You-- would-- make-- an-- ex-cel-lent-- Da-lek."

"You-- have-- missed-- the-- turn! RECALCULATE! RECALCULATE!"

[User Picture]From: ladymondegreen
2007-10-30 01:00 am (UTC)
You? Rock!
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[User Picture]From: oneagain
2007-10-30 01:14 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: nekosensei
2007-10-30 02:03 am (UTC)
Heh heh. I want one!
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[User Picture]From: filkergem
2007-10-30 02:19 am (UTC)
*grin* I bet you could sell that, if you could get the permissions...
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From: crouchback
2007-10-30 03:17 am (UTC)
Unfortunately, the recall after the first exploded while RECALCULATING! would doom the product.
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[User Picture]From: annonynous
2007-10-30 04:21 am (UTC)
Maybe you should change the happyfun part of your username to evilgenius.

Ann O. :)
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[User Picture]From: hillarysherwood
2007-10-30 04:29 am (UTC)
LOL! Evil Genius, indeed.
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[User Picture]From: querldox
2007-10-30 04:32 am (UTC)
I could live with a Dalek voice, but personally I'd prefer HAL-9000:

"I'm sorry [Insert Name], but you can't do that turn"

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[User Picture]From: filkertom
2007-10-30 10:18 am (UTC)

"This. Is. Not. Racing. This. Is. CRUISE. CONTROL!"
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[User Picture]From: autographedcat
2007-10-30 12:38 pm (UTC)
Ok, this rocks like a granite weevil. You win the internets.
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[User Picture]From: kitanzi
2007-10-30 05:38 pm (UTC)
You, sir, are brilliant.
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[User Picture]From: the_magician
2007-10-30 06:28 pm (UTC)
That is indeed wonderful, thank you! (My friend has Joanna Lumley on his GPS, I'm still using one of the many default TomTom ones ...)
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[User Picture]From: otherdeb
2007-10-30 09:26 pm (UTC)
You are a sick and twisted man. (I knew there was something I liked about you.)
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[User Picture]From: batyatoon
2007-10-30 10:54 pm (UTC)
... BWAH. *loves*
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