||[Oct. 29th, 2007|08:49 pm]
GPS system with a Dalek voice:So, last Tuesday at dinner, we were speculating about alternate voices for a GPS navigation system. Someone mentioned that there are "celebrity voice" versions available. Me, I decided I wanted a |
"Merge. Onto. Highway. ACCELERATE! ACCELERATE!"
"You. Have. Struck. A. Ped-es-tri-an. You-- would-- make-- an-- ex-cel-lent-- Da-lek."
"You-- have-- missed-- the-- turn! RECALCULATE! RECALCULATE!"
*grin* I bet you could sell that, if you could get the permissions...
Unfortunately, the recall after the first exploded while RECALCULATING! would doom the product.
Maybe you should change the happyfun part of your username to evilgenius.
Ann O. :)
LOL! Evil Genius, indeed.
I could live with a Dalek voice, but personally I'd prefer HAL-9000:
"I'm sorry [Insert Name], but you can't do that turn"
"This. Is. Not. Racing. This. Is. CRUISE. CONTROL!"
Ok, this rocks like a granite weevil. You win the internets.
That is indeed wonderful, thank you! (My friend has Joanna Lumley on his GPS, I'm still using one of the many default TomTom ones ...)
You are a sick and twisted man. (I knew there was something I liked about you.)